“…But there’s more old drunks than there are old doctors, so I guess we better have another round!”

Well said. ;)

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For the first time in nine years, no Americans are fighting in Iraq. For the first time in two decades, Osama bin Laden is not a threat to this country.

President BARACK OBAMA (via inothernews)

“… you’re welcome.”

-Joe

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stfusexists:

republicanidiots:

Elizabeth Warren on Republican efforts to stop creation of the Citizens Financial Protection Bureau:
“My first choice is a strong consumer agency.  My second choice is no agency at all and plenty of blood and teeth on the floor.”
source: Vanity Fair

My last post was a little depressing and horrible, so here’s your awesome-lady-in-power chaser!

My hero!

stfusexists:

republicanidiots:

Elizabeth Warren on Republican efforts to stop creation of the Citizens Financial Protection Bureau:

“My first choice is a strong consumer agency.  My second choice is no agency at all and plenty of blood and teeth on the floor.”

source: Vanity Fair

My last post was a little depressing and horrible, so here’s your awesome-lady-in-power chaser!

My hero!

barackobama:

think-progress:

Obama sings! He sings Al Green!

In the office late tonight, we all just took a break to huddle around someone’s computer and grin like idiots at this.

The president just made me swoon!

I was at the movies yesterday and before the movie started they had this long ad where they were trying to say like — you know those ads where it’s like, “Don’t download things illegally, et cetera,” —- and the way they did it was they were like, “You wouldn’t steal a purse, would you? You wouldn’t think of stealing a car.” And I was thinking about it, I was watching it and I was like, “You know what? I would steal a car if it was as easy as touching the car and then thirty seconds later I owned the car. And, like, I would steal a car if by stealing the car, the person who owned the car, they got to keep the car. And um, I would also steal a car if no one I had ever met had ever bought a car before in their whole lives.

Mindy Kaling  (via flordemort, megalong) (via swansoning) (via nom-chompsky) (via stfuconservatives)

kari-shma:

Iranian artist Farhad Moshiri’s latest installation titled ‘Life is Beautiful’, was created using hundreds of knives stabbed directly into a gallery wall. The use of everyday objects, which on occasion can become lethal weapons, reveals the underlying sarcastic ambiguity of Farhad’s statement. | via

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Tebow makes me want to punch things.

Tebow makes me want to punch things.

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jhnmyr:

Officially back on track as of today. Doc says all clear. Ends an 8-month period of extreme patience and a real head trip… Back to it… See you soon.

YAYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I wish I'd seen this about a month ago when I went through this exact situation.

fox-power:

NO ONE GETS LYNCHED FOR EXFOLIATING

fox-power:

NO ONE GETS LYNCHED FOR EXFOLIATING

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