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<rss version="2.0"><channel><description>what’s on my mind grapes</description><title>simply d</title><generator>Tumblr (3.0; @desarizzle)</generator><link>http://desarizzle.tumblr.com/</link><item><title>a friend reminded me about this, and it makes me smile. :)</title><description>&lt;object width="400" height="336"&gt;&lt;param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/4RSdMDe10CU&amp;rel=0&amp;egm=0&amp;showinfo=0&amp;fs=1"&gt;&lt;/param&gt;&lt;param name="wmode" value="transparent"&gt;&lt;/param&gt;&lt;param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"&gt;&lt;/param&gt;&lt;embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/4RSdMDe10CU&amp;rel=0&amp;egm=0&amp;showinfo=0&amp;fs=1" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" width="400" height="336" allowFullScreen="true" wmode="transparent"&gt;&lt;/embed&gt;&lt;/object&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;a friend reminded me about this, and it makes me smile. :)&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://desarizzle.tumblr.com/post/257115087</link><guid>http://desarizzle.tumblr.com/post/257115087</guid><pubDate>Wed, 25 Nov 2009 12:33:34 -0500</pubDate></item><item><title>JM fantasy setlist</title><description>&lt;p&gt;Despite the fact that the Local 83 Listener’s Union (John Mayer’s official fan club) is closing and hence I will likely get terrible seats for his Tampa show in February, I still plan on attending because I enjoy his concerts so much and they’re always worth whatever I spend on tickets. And although I love most of his music, there are a handful of songs that I’ve yet to hear him perform live. This is my wish list:&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Heartbreak Warfare (&lt;i&gt;Battle Studies&lt;/i&gt;)&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Gravity (&lt;i&gt;Continuum&lt;/i&gt; and &lt;i&gt;Try!&lt;/i&gt;)&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;I Don’t Trust Myself With Loving You (&lt;i&gt;Continuum&lt;/i&gt;)&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Vultures (&lt;i&gt;Continuumm,&lt;/i&gt; &lt;i&gt;Try! &lt;/i&gt;and &lt;i&gt;Where The Light Is&lt;/i&gt;)&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Assassin (&lt;i&gt;Battle Studies&lt;/i&gt;)&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Belief (&lt;i&gt;Continuum&lt;/i&gt; and &lt;i&gt;Where The Light Is&lt;/i&gt;)&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Another Kind of Green (&lt;i&gt;Try!&lt;/i&gt;)&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Clarity (&lt;i&gt;Heavier Things&lt;/i&gt;)&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;In Your Atmosphere (&lt;i&gt;Where The Light Is&lt;/i&gt;)&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Neon/Why Georgia/No Such Thing medley (&lt;i&gt;Room for Squares&lt;/i&gt;)&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Slow Dancing in a Burning Room (&lt;i&gt;Continuum&lt;/i&gt; and &lt;i&gt;Where The Light Is&lt;/i&gt;)&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Say (&lt;i&gt;The Bucket List&lt;/i&gt; Soundtrack)&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Encore:&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Come Back to Bed (&lt;i&gt;Heavier Things&lt;/i&gt;)&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Come When I Call (&lt;i&gt;Where The Light Is&lt;/i&gt;)&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Edge of Desire (&lt;i&gt;Battle Studies&lt;/i&gt;)&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Wonderful Tonight (he’s never recorded it, if he did it live, I might explode from happiness)&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://desarizzle.tumblr.com/post/254551130</link><guid>http://desarizzle.tumblr.com/post/254551130</guid><pubDate>Mon, 23 Nov 2009 13:13:00 -0500</pubDate></item><item><title> I saw this tonight. I don’t really have words for it,...</title><description>&lt;img src="http://14.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_ktjoclRfaS1qzovdro1_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt; I saw this tonight. I don’t really have words for it, other than I would like to encourage everyone to see this movie. The performances are terrific, the subject matter is harrowing but still manages to leave you hopeful, and I would just love to see this movie do well so that more movies like this continue to be made, rather than Saw 36 or I Love You, Beth Cooper.&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://desarizzle.tumblr.com/post/253918880</link><guid>http://desarizzle.tumblr.com/post/253918880</guid><pubDate>Sun, 22 Nov 2009 23:29:00 -0500</pubDate></item><item><title>LOVE LOVE LOVE LOVE LOVE LOVE LOVE LOVE LOVE LOVE LOVE LOVE...</title><description>&lt;img src="http://20.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_ktaskkMgMm1qaqkvpo1_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;LOVE LOVE LOVE LOVE LOVE LOVE LOVE LOVE LOVE LOVE LOVE LOVE LOVE&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;a href="http://jhnmyr.tumblr.com/post/248289746/not-to-be-outdone-by-his-brother-carl-mayer-has" target="_blank"&gt;jhnmyr&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Not to be outdone by his brother, Carl Mayer has signed an exclusive contract with Big Lots! stores nationwide to distribute his debut record “Teh Battle Study.” Clocking in at a tidy 2.5 hours, it is dubbed by his PR rep Maurice Biglot! as “insufferably good” and “marginally acceptable as music.”&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Tracklisting:&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Heartache Warfare&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;All We Ever Say Is Bye&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Part of My Heart&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Who Said?&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Perfectly Alone&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Assassinated&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Crosswalk&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;War of My Lifetime&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Ledge of Desire&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Do You Recognize Me?&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Friends? Lovers? What Gives?&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Fans who are Diners Club International cardholders will be given first opportunity to purchase tickets to Carl’s album release party, held at Arthur Treacher’s restaurant in Milford, CT on December 25, 2009.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;More after the jump.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;/blockquote&gt;</description><link>http://desarizzle.tumblr.com/post/248633309</link><guid>http://desarizzle.tumblr.com/post/248633309</guid><pubDate>Wed, 18 Nov 2009 12:45:06 -0500</pubDate></item><item><title>ROFLMAO!
stfuconservatives:

Is… is this hammered into someone’s...</title><description>&lt;img src="http://23.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_kt1irfnz8Y1qzhifqo1_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;ROFLMAO!&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;a href="http://stfuconservatives.tumblr.com/post/242725771" target="_blank"&gt;stfuconservatives&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Is… is this hammered into someone’s front lawn? WHY.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;a href="http://bringtheruckuss.tumblr.com/post/242665897/via-maslansky" target="_blank"&gt;bringtheruckuss&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;(via &lt;a href="http://maslansky.tumblr.com/" target="_blank"&gt;maslansky&lt;/a&gt;)&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;/blockquote&gt;
&lt;/blockquote&gt;</description><link>http://desarizzle.tumblr.com/post/242853976</link><guid>http://desarizzle.tumblr.com/post/242853976</guid><pubDate>Fri, 13 Nov 2009 15:31:55 -0500</pubDate></item><item><title>iamheathen:

atheistramblings:

(via webbunny)

*hopes*
Before I...</title><description>&lt;img src="http://9.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_kspe97LreT1qz82gvo1_500.gif"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;a href="http://iamheathen.tumblr.com/post/235588463/atheistramblings-via-webbunny-hopes" target="_blank"&gt;iamheathen&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;a href="http://atheistramblings.net/post/235585443/via-webbunny" target="_blank"&gt;atheistramblings&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;(via &lt;a href="http://blog.webbunny.co.uk/" target="_blank"&gt;webbunny&lt;/a&gt;)&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;/blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;*hopes*&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Before I die, please.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;/blockquote&gt;</description><link>http://desarizzle.tumblr.com/post/241548874</link><guid>http://desarizzle.tumblr.com/post/241548874</guid><pubDate>Thu, 12 Nov 2009 10:30:16 -0500</pubDate></item><item><title>I have no words.</title><description>&lt;object width="400" height="336"&gt;&lt;param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/cr6Hmap0LhU&amp;rel=0&amp;egm=0&amp;showinfo=0&amp;fs=1"&gt;&lt;/param&gt;&lt;param name="wmode" value="transparent"&gt;&lt;/param&gt;&lt;param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"&gt;&lt;/param&gt;&lt;embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/cr6Hmap0LhU&amp;rel=0&amp;egm=0&amp;showinfo=0&amp;fs=1" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" width="400" height="336" allowFullScreen="true" wmode="transparent"&gt;&lt;/embed&gt;&lt;/object&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;I have no words.&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://desarizzle.tumblr.com/post/240605270</link><guid>http://desarizzle.tumblr.com/post/240605270</guid><pubDate>Wed, 11 Nov 2009 15:25:10 -0500</pubDate></item><item><title>stfuconservatives:

Oh-so-painfully true. Happy Veteran’s Day!
</title><description>&lt;img src="http://23.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_ksx3gdwutn1qa4ff3o1_r1_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;a href="http://stfuconservatives.tumblr.com/post/240377401" target="_blank"&gt;stfuconservatives&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;a href="http://stfuconservatives.tumblr.com/post/200276285" target="_blank"&gt;Oh&lt;/a&gt;-&lt;a href="http://stfuconservatives.tumblr.com/post/227227250" target="_blank"&gt;so&lt;/a&gt;-&lt;a href="http://stfuconservatives.tumblr.com/post/238255555" target="_blank"&gt;painfully&lt;/a&gt; &lt;a href="http://stfuconservatives.tumblr.com/post/218431713" target="_blank"&gt;true&lt;/a&gt;. Happy Veteran’s Day!&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;/blockquote&gt;</description><link>http://desarizzle.tumblr.com/post/240396841</link><guid>http://desarizzle.tumblr.com/post/240396841</guid><pubDate>Wed, 11 Nov 2009 11:23:43 -0500</pubDate></item><item><title>Wonderful Tonight is my favorite Clapton song (in fact, it is my...</title><description>&lt;object width="400" height="336"&gt;&lt;param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/dAETubngBkw&amp;rel=0&amp;egm=0&amp;showinfo=0&amp;fs=1"&gt;&lt;/param&gt;&lt;param name="wmode" value="transparent"&gt;&lt;/param&gt;&lt;param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"&gt;&lt;/param&gt;&lt;embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/dAETubngBkw&amp;rel=0&amp;egm=0&amp;showinfo=0&amp;fs=1" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" width="400" height="336" allowFullScreen="true" wmode="transparent"&gt;&lt;/embed&gt;&lt;/object&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;i&gt;Wonderful Tonight&lt;/i&gt; is my favorite Clapton song (in fact, it is my favorite song &lt;b&gt;&lt;i&gt;EVER&lt;/i&gt;&lt;/b&gt;).&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;This runs a close second, right up there with &lt;i&gt;Crossroads&lt;/i&gt;, which also rules all.&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://desarizzle.tumblr.com/post/238250537</link><guid>http://desarizzle.tumblr.com/post/238250537</guid><pubDate>Mon, 09 Nov 2009 13:05:00 -0500</pubDate></item><item><title>John Mayer
Heartbreak Warfare
I’m liking it better with...</title><description>&lt;embed type="application/x-shockwave-flash" src="http://desarizzle.tumblr.com/swf/audio_player.swf?audio_file=http://www.tumblr.com/audio_file/234992481/tumblr_ksozp5p5DR1qzovdr&amp;color=FFFFFF" height="27" width="207" quality="best"&gt;&lt;/embed&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;b&gt;John Mayer&lt;/b&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;b&gt;Heartbreak Warfare&lt;/b&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;I’m liking it better with each listen. I feel the direction he’s going is quite radio friendly, and I prefer his down and dirty blues style, but this doesn’t suck.&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://desarizzle.tumblr.com/post/234992481</link><guid>http://desarizzle.tumblr.com/post/234992481</guid><pubDate>Fri, 06 Nov 2009 09:46:00 -0500</pubDate></item><item><title>I hated Who Says.
I like Heartbreak Warfare.
I LOVE Half of My...</title><description>&lt;object width="400" height="336"&gt;&lt;param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/9iYqf4V0ZlU&amp;rel=0&amp;egm=0&amp;showinfo=0&amp;fs=1"&gt;&lt;/param&gt;&lt;param name="wmode" value="transparent"&gt;&lt;/param&gt;&lt;param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"&gt;&lt;/param&gt;&lt;embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/9iYqf4V0ZlU&amp;rel=0&amp;egm=0&amp;showinfo=0&amp;fs=1" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" width="400" height="336" allowFullScreen="true" wmode="transparent"&gt;&lt;/embed&gt;&lt;/object&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;I hated Who Says.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;I like Heartbreak Warfare.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;I LOVE Half of My Heart.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Starting to get REALLY excited for Battle Studies!!!&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;11 days!!!!&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://desarizzle.tumblr.com/post/234977722</link><guid>http://desarizzle.tumblr.com/post/234977722</guid><pubDate>Fri, 06 Nov 2009 09:25:25 -0500</pubDate></item><item><title>a little late for Halloween, but funny nonetheless.</title><description>&lt;object width="400" height="358"&gt;&lt;param name="allowfullscreen" value="true" /&gt;&lt;param name="allowscriptaccess" value="always" /&gt;&lt;param name="movie" value="http://www.theonion.com/content/themes/common/assets/onn_embed/embedded_player.swf?image=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.theonion.com%2Fcontent%2Ffiles%2Fimages%2FMASUCLINE_COSTUMES_ARTICLE_10_27_rev.jpg&amp;videoid=98853&amp;title=How%20To%20Find%20A%20Masculine%20Halloween%20Costume%20For%20Your%20Effeminate%20Son" /&gt;&lt;param name="wmode" value="transparent" /&gt;&lt;embed src="http://www.theonion.com/content/themes/common/assets/onn_embed/embedded_player.swf" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowscriptaccess="always" allowfullscreen="true" wmode="transparent" width="400" height="358" flashvars="image=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.theonion.com%2Fcontent%2Ffiles%2Fimages%2FMASUCLINE_COSTUMES_ARTICLE_10_27_rev.jpg&amp;videoid=98853&amp;title=How%20To%20Find%20A%20Masculine%20Halloween%20Costume%20For%20Your%20Effeminate%20Son"&gt;&lt;/embed&gt;&lt;/object&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;a little late for Halloween, but funny nonetheless.&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://desarizzle.tumblr.com/post/233046191</link><guid>http://desarizzle.tumblr.com/post/233046191</guid><pubDate>Wed, 04 Nov 2009 12:52:40 -0500</pubDate></item><item><title>Bodies by The Smashing Pumpkins
Mellon Collie and The Infinite...</title><description>&lt;embed type="application/x-shockwave-flash" src="http://desarizzle.tumblr.com/swf/audio_player.swf?audio_file=http://www.tumblr.com/audio_file/227405627/tumblr_ksaxcl4vbz1qzovdr&amp;color=FFFFFF" height="27" width="207" quality="best"&gt;&lt;/embed&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;i&gt;&lt;b&gt;Bodies&lt;/b&gt; by The Smashing Pumpkins&lt;/i&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;i&gt;Mellon Collie and The Infinite Sadness&lt;/i&gt; changed my life. Literally. I’ll never stop loving it.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Indeed, Billy Corgan. Love &lt;i&gt;is&lt;/i&gt; suicide. If you really think about it.&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://desarizzle.tumblr.com/post/227405627</link><guid>http://desarizzle.tumblr.com/post/227405627</guid><pubDate>Thu, 29 Oct 2009 20:29:00 -0400</pubDate></item><item><title>"Liz Lemon, you boogerface! I’m gonna kill you with a bazooka!"</title><description>““Liz Lemon, you boogerface! I’m gonna kill you with a bazooka!””&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; - &lt;em&gt;&lt;p&gt;Tracy Morgan as Tracy Jordan, 30 Rock, from the episode entitled “The Crevasse”&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;I’ve been laughing about this all week. Doesn’t take much to amuse me.&lt;/p&gt;&lt;/em&gt;</description><link>http://desarizzle.tumblr.com/post/225138875</link><guid>http://desarizzle.tumblr.com/post/225138875</guid><pubDate>Tue, 27 Oct 2009 16:07:18 -0400</pubDate></item><item><title>stfubelievers:

friendlyatheist:

LOL god: Religion...</title><description>&lt;img src="http://4.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_ks1x8eLHjg1qzewk6o1_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;a href="http://stfubelievers.tumblr.com/post/223885950/friendlyatheist-lol-god-religion-flowchart" target="_blank"&gt;stfubelievers&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;a href="http://friendlyatheist.tumblr.com/post/223604178/lol-god-religion-flowchart" target="_blank"&gt;friendlyatheist&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;a href="http://lolgod.blogspot.com/2009/10/religion-flowchart.html" target="_blank"&gt;LOL god: Religion Flowchart&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;/blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt; Perfect.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;/blockquote&gt;</description><link>http://desarizzle.tumblr.com/post/224013973</link><guid>http://desarizzle.tumblr.com/post/224013973</guid><pubDate>Mon, 26 Oct 2009 14:16:55 -0400</pubDate></item><item><title>is there anything like a good gospel song?
I think not.</title><description>&lt;object width="400" height="336"&gt;&lt;param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/WgBMijPqINc&amp;rel=0&amp;egm=0&amp;showinfo=0&amp;fs=1"&gt;&lt;/param&gt;&lt;param name="wmode" value="transparent"&gt;&lt;/param&gt;&lt;param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"&gt;&lt;/param&gt;&lt;embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/WgBMijPqINc&amp;rel=0&amp;egm=0&amp;showinfo=0&amp;fs=1" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" width="400" height="336" allowFullScreen="true" wmode="transparent"&gt;&lt;/embed&gt;&lt;/object&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;is there anything like a good gospel song?&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;I think not.&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://desarizzle.tumblr.com/post/220223519</link><guid>http://desarizzle.tumblr.com/post/220223519</guid><pubDate>Thu, 22 Oct 2009 15:45:11 -0400</pubDate></item><item><title>"The truth is people may see things differently but they don’t really want to."</title><description>“The truth is people may see things differently but they don’t really want to.”&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; - &lt;em&gt;Don Draper, from the Mad Men episode titled “The Color Blue”&lt;/em&gt;</description><link>http://desarizzle.tumblr.com/post/217369447</link><guid>http://desarizzle.tumblr.com/post/217369447</guid><pubDate>Mon, 19 Oct 2009 15:13:36 -0400</pubDate></item><item><title>I’m obsessed with saving money on utilities, especially...</title><description>&lt;img src="http://10.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_krron1a9Dc1qzovdro1_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;I’m obsessed with saving money on utilities, especially electricity. Literally everything that is not in use stays unplugged until I’m ready to use it, and the moment I’m done using it the power is cut off. The only things that stay plugged in continuously are my DVR and my refrigerator. This makes for fairly cheap utility bills, but this is my first fall and winter in my current place and with the temperatures dropping, I am super psyched that I won’t have to run the central air so often, which hopefully makes my utility bills linger around the $20-$40 range. During the summer, I had to run it all night because it is so hot here.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Wow, this has got to be the lamest post ever.&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://desarizzle.tumblr.com/post/217211650</link><guid>http://desarizzle.tumblr.com/post/217211650</guid><pubDate>Mon, 19 Oct 2009 11:06:36 -0400</pubDate></item><item><title>This is my cat. He know how to open every cabinet in my...</title><description>&lt;img src="http://22.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_krknm5cB7H1qzovdro1_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;This is my cat. He know how to open every cabinet in my apartment. He’s not technically allowed on the kitchen counter, but I’m not around very much to enforce the rules, so he does as he pleases for the most part. Apparently, it pleases him to help himself to my canned goods and whatnot.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Note: That kitchen gets cleaned regularly, but I haven’t actually used it for cooking in months.&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://desarizzle.tumblr.com/post/213997898</link><guid>http://desarizzle.tumblr.com/post/213997898</guid><pubDate>Thu, 15 Oct 2009 16:01:17 -0400</pubDate></item><item><title>I love John Mayer. This is no secret. In my opinion, his...</title><description>&lt;object width="400" height="336"&gt;&lt;param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/FZwVjys2bQI&amp;rel=0&amp;egm=0&amp;showinfo=0&amp;fs=1"&gt;&lt;/param&gt;&lt;param name="wmode" value="transparent"&gt;&lt;/param&gt;&lt;param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"&gt;&lt;/param&gt;&lt;embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/FZwVjys2bQI&amp;rel=0&amp;egm=0&amp;showinfo=0&amp;fs=1" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" width="400" height="336" allowFullScreen="true" wmode="transparent"&gt;&lt;/embed&gt;&lt;/object&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;I love John Mayer. This is no secret. In my opinion, his songwriting skill is unmatched, his guitar prowess unparalleled, and let us not mince words, the boy gives pretty damn good face. And he’s smart and funny to boot. A brilliant musician without all the demons (for a change). Every record he’s crafted up this point outshines anything churned out by MOST of his contemporaries. And since his role in the record making process encompasses almost every aspect of production, even down to album cover art, his accomplishments as an artist seem all the more impressive. &lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;So why do I hate this song and video so much? To me, this whole thing screams INDULGENT! Base! Flash in abundance, but no substance! A live action tabloid cover story that he made for himself! Ick!&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;If this is what I can expect from Battle Studies, I may not even buy it. I know there is also a track featuring Taylor Swift as well. I haven’t heard it yet, but I can’t for the life of me figure out why someone who is accomplished as he is would be collaborating with the likes of Taylor Swift. She’s hot right now, whatever. She’s not of the same caliber. It might as well have been Miley Cyrus. Heaven forbid! &lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://desarizzle.tumblr.com/post/212863430</link><guid>http://desarizzle.tumblr.com/post/212863430</guid><pubDate>Wed, 14 Oct 2009 09:56:00 -0400</pubDate></item></channel></rss>
