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John Mayer Heartbreak Warfare I’m liking it better with...

Fri, 06 Nov 2009 09:46:00 -0500

John Mayer

Heartbreak Warfare

I’m liking it better with each listen. I feel the direction he’s going is quite radio friendly, and I prefer his down and dirty blues style, but this doesn’t suck.

I hated Who Says. I like Heartbreak Warfare. I LOVE Half of My...

Fri, 06 Nov 2009 09:25:25 -0500

I hated Who Says.

I like Heartbreak Warfare.

I LOVE Half of My Heart.

Starting to get REALLY excited for Battle Studies!!!

11 days!!!!

a little late for Halloween, but funny nonetheless.

Wed, 04 Nov 2009 12:52:40 -0500

a little late for Halloween, but funny nonetheless.

Bodies by The Smashing Pumpkins Mellon Collie and The Infinite...

Thu, 29 Oct 2009 20:29:00 -0400

Bodies by The Smashing Pumpkins

Mellon Collie and The Infinite Sadness changed my life. Literally. I’ll never stop loving it.

Indeed, Billy Corgan. Love is suicide. If you really think about it.

"Liz Lemon, you boogerface! I’m gonna kill you with a bazooka!"

Tue, 27 Oct 2009 16:07:18 -0400

““Liz Lemon, you boogerface! I’m gonna kill you with a bazooka!””

- Tracy Morgan as Tracy Jordan, 30 Rock, from the episode entitled “The Crevasse”

I’ve been laughing about this all week. Doesn’t take much to amuse me.

stfubelievers: friendlyatheist: LOL god: Religion...

Mon, 26 Oct 2009 14:16:55 -0400

stfubelievers:

friendlyatheist:

LOL god: Religion Flowchart

Perfect.

is there anything like a good gospel song? I think not.

Thu, 22 Oct 2009 15:45:11 -0400

is there anything like a good gospel song?

I think not.

"The truth is people may see things differently but they don’t really want to."

Mon, 19 Oct 2009 15:13:36 -0400

“The truth is people may see things differently but they don’t really want to.”

- Don Draper, from the Mad Men episode titled “The Color Blue”

I’m obsessed with saving money on utilities, especially...

Mon, 19 Oct 2009 11:06:36 -0400

I’m obsessed with saving money on utilities, especially electricity. Literally everything that is not in use stays unplugged until I’m ready to use it, and the moment I’m done using it the power is cut off. The only things that stay plugged in continuously are my DVR and my refrigerator. This makes for fairly cheap utility bills, but this is my first fall and winter in my current place and with the temperatures dropping, I am super psyched that I won’t have to run the central air so often, which hopefully makes my utility bills linger around the $20-$40 range. During the summer, I had to run it all night because it is so hot here.

Wow, this has got to be the lamest post ever.

This is my cat. He know how to open every cabinet in my...

Thu, 15 Oct 2009 16:01:17 -0400

This is my cat. He know how to open every cabinet in my apartment. He’s not technically allowed on the kitchen counter, but I’m not around very much to enforce the rules, so he does as he pleases for the most part. Apparently, it pleases him to help himself to my canned goods and whatnot.

Note: That kitchen gets cleaned regularly, but I haven’t actually used it for cooking in months.

I love John Mayer. This is no secret. In my opinion, his...

Wed, 14 Oct 2009 09:56:00 -0400

I love John Mayer. This is no secret. In my opinion, his songwriting skill is unmatched, his guitar prowess unparalleled, and let us not mince words, the boy gives pretty damn good face. And he’s smart and funny to boot. A brilliant musician without all the demons (for a change). Every record he’s crafted up this point outshines anything churned out by MOST of his contemporaries. And since his role in the record making process encompasses almost every aspect of production, even down to album cover art, his accomplishments as an artist seem all the more impressive.

So why do I hate this song and video so much? To me, this whole thing screams INDULGENT! Base! Flash in abundance, but no substance! A live action tabloid cover story that he made for himself! Ick!

If this is what I can expect from Battle Studies, I may not even buy it. I know there is also a track featuring Taylor Swift as well. I haven’t heard it yet, but I can’t for the life of me figure out why someone who is accomplished as he is would be collaborating with the likes of Taylor Swift. She’s hot right now, whatever. She’s not of the same caliber. It might as well have been Miley Cyrus. Heaven forbid!

Video

Mon, 12 Oct 2009 12:39:12 -0400

Video

Mon, 12 Oct 2009 09:40:25 -0400

alright, alright, alright….

Sun, 11 Oct 2009 15:03:15 -0400

alright, alright, alright….

"Four years ago I was just a guy who had a crush on a girl who had a boyfriend. And I just had little..."

Thu, 08 Oct 2009 22:55:59 -0400

“Four years ago I was just a guy who had a crush on a girl who had a boyfriend. And I just had little moments with a girl who saw me as a friend. A lot of people told me I as crazy to wait this long. But I think even then I knew that I was waiting for my wife.”

- excerpted from Jim’s rehearsal dinner toast from tonight’s episode entitled “Niagara”

I AM TOTALLY GEEKING OUT!

Today's the day!!!

Thu, 08 Oct 2009 13:40:07 -0400

Today's the day!!!

Sea of Love

Thu, 08 Oct 2009 08:11:10 -0400

I LOVE that song! Was that your wedding song?

sueqm:

So I’m in starbucks, working for work and Cat Power’s Sea of Love came on and I thought of my beautiful wedding day and wanted to start balling…

ah…i wish i could do it all over again.

"What if everything is an illusion and nothing exists? In that case, I definitely overpaid for my..."

Wed, 07 Oct 2009 15:39:45 -0400

“What if everything is an illusion and nothing exists? In that case, I definitely overpaid for my carpet.”

- Woody Allen

Ordered by most used (make your own):people love life little...

Mon, 05 Oct 2009 09:55:08 -0400

Ordered by most used (make your own):

people love life little time movie pretty john world home wait believe food remember family seen feel music birthday probably night death week totally days times sometimes song friends hilarious

stfuconservatives: This video was on Jezebel.com, one of my...

Fri, 02 Oct 2009 14:49:10 -0400

stfuconservatives:

This video was on Jezebel.com, one of my absolute favorite sites.

Michele Bachmann (R-Crazytown) fears confidentiality clauses in the healthcare reform bills will mean schoolchildren could “be taken away to the local Planned Parenthood abortion clinic, have their abortion, be back and go home on the school bus that night.”

From the comments:

Zulkey: if they’re going back to school after the abortion you have to applaud their dedication to getting into a good college.

girl.of.your.dreams: I barely have time to get a sandwich on MY lunch break, and I’m a grown woman with a driver’s license.

Who are these thirteen year girls who can get pregnancy tests at the sex clinics and abortions at the Planned Parenthoods, all in the span of an hour?? And why aren’t they my personal assistants?

Ultraprison!: Toot toot! All aboard the abortion express!